Foul Ball Shirts

PatRiot's uniform for unadulterated weird heads.


Designed by PatRiot, the Foul Ball T-shirt is the uniform of unadulterated slack that’ll make you a sexy smash hit with the foulest of folks. Comes in snake oil and treehugger tie-dye.

Play Sacred-Ball in righteous indignation!

Get the full uniform: Foul Ball Hats available, too.


Size Chart

  • Sizing is in inches.
  • Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.
  • Width is measured across the bust 1” below the armhole from seam to seam.
Foul Ball T-shirt Size Chart
Size Length Width
S 25 7⁄8 15 5⁄8
M 26 1⁄2 16 5⁄8
L 27 1⁄8 17 5⁄8
XL 27 3⁄4 19 1⁄8
2XL 28 3⁄8 20 5⁄8
3XL 29 22 1⁄8

Product Care

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or use a clothesline
  • If you really must, Iron on a low setting

Shipping Info

We ship everything by USPS Priority Mail and every order receives a tracking number when your order ships.

All hand-crafted products are made to order. We aim to ship these within a week of receiving your order (unless something is on backorder OR a lead time state otherwise).

  • USA domestic orders arrive within 7-10 days or less.
  • International customers: Please allow 12-14 days for delivery. Other import charges may apply. Due to customs we cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.