Foul Ball T-Shirt

PatRiot's uniform for unadulterated weird heads.


Designed by PatRiot, the Foul Ball T-shirt is the uniform of unadulterated slack that’ll make you money and get you sex. It’ll become your most trusted garment and comes in an indeterminate shade somewhere between black and white; as in ashes, or squirrels.

Play Sacred-Ball in righteous indignation!



Size Chart

  • Sizing is in inches.
  • Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.
  • Width is measured across the bust 1” below the armhole from seam to seam.
Foul Ball T-shirt Size Chart
Size Length Width
S 25 7⁄8 15 5⁄8
M 26 1⁄2 16 5⁄8
L 27 1⁄8 17 5⁄8
XL 27 3⁄4 19 1⁄8
2XL 28 3⁄8 20 5⁄8
3XL 29 22 1⁄8

Product Care

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or use a clothesline
  • If you really must, Iron on a low setting

Shipping Info

We ship everything by USPS Priority Mail and every order receives a tracking number when your order ships.

All hand-crafted products are made to order. We aim to ship these within a week of receiving your order (unless something is on backorder OR a lead time state otherwise).

  • USA domestic orders arrive within 7-10 days or less.
  • International customers: Please allow 12-14 days for delivery. Other import charges may apply. Due to customs we cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.