Foul Ball Hat

Logo by PatRiot.


Immanentize the Eschaton in style with this classic cap. It comes emblazoned with America’s two favorite pastimes—baseball and pipe-smoking—in one charismatic logo designed by the Muckraker and OWS OG, PatRiot!


Size Chart

OWS Cap Size Chart
Size Fitted Size Head Circumference
Small 6 34 – 7 14 21 14 – 22 34
Large 7 14 – 7 58 22 34 – 23 78

How to Measure Your Fitted Hat Size:

  1. Grab measuring tape with inches on it.
  2. Wrap the tape around your head at a height of 1⁄8" above your ears until the long end reaches the beginning of your tape.
  3. Grab the tape between your fingers where they meet then remove it from your head.
  4. The number where the beginning of your tape overlaps the other end is your head circumference.
  5. Find your head circumference in the table above to get the best hat size for your head.

Shipping Info

We ship everything by USPS Priority Mail and every order receives a tracking number when your order ships.

All hand-crafted products are made to order. We aim to ship these within a week of receiving your order (unless something is on backorder OR a lead time state otherwise).

  • USA domestic orders arrive within 7-10 days or less.
  • International customers: Please allow 12-14 days for delivery. Other import charges may apply. Due to customs we cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.