Corngratulations Card


Y’all better not be calling this card corny, OK? ……heh…heh….

Whether you’re planning to party hard for grandma’s big 8-0, or sending well wishes for your step brother’s middle school graduation, say it with the unmatched warmth of corn.

‘Cause you know what they say: nothing says congratulations quite like corn.

Modeled after our iconic crest… IYKYK.

Custom Initials

For $15.00 we’ll personalize your product with up to 3 branded initials.

Tap or click your desired initials below:


Or type them in the old fashioned way:


  • Solid Cherry card with ink-stamped custom artwork by resident 2D artist and wearer of many other hats, Clio.
  • All Cards come in a 100% Recycled Craft Paper Envelope with the OWS Logo stamped with cheerful ink into the rear flap.
  • We humbly recommend using a Sharpie (or Saunders markers if you want to support American-made) for writing your message on the blank part.