Offerman’s Meat Paddle

Paddywack them rumps, meaning meat cuts of course.


A slicing surface for those who travel light. When you’re under resourced for a roast unpack this beauty for a mobile luncheon of cured meat. Or portion limes for tailgate Tequilas right from your glove box. It’s a wonderful fishing companion and will happily bear up beneath your load of burly trimmings.

Custom Initials

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Approximate Dimensions: 14″ x 5.25″ x 1″

  • Made from solid Black Walnut with full grain leather tie.

Product Care

For regular use we recommend oiling a couple times a year with any food safe oil. Our favorite is BioShield herbal oil. Never soak a wooden cutting board or put it through the dishwasher.

Shipping Info

We ship everything by USPS Priority Mail and every order receives a tracking number when your order ships.

All hand-crafted products are made to order. We aim to ship these within a week of receiving your order (unless something is on backorder OR a lead time state otherwise).

  • USA domestic orders arrive within 7-10 days or less.
  • International customers: Please allow 12-14 days for delivery. Other import charges may apply. Due to customs we cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.

Made in USA