OWS Pop Top
Go out to the barn. Get some oak. Drill a hole. Drive a nail. Pop the top. Imbibe. You're welcome.
Or, just buy the official bottle opener of the Offerman Woodshop.
The OWS Pop Top: “Cracking cold ones since the late 90's”Reclaimed Oak and traditional cut nails
Rough dimensions: 5″ x 1 5/8″ x 1”