All of the great moustaches in history depend upon one vital element. Contrast. Sure, Santa Claus probably has a great ‘stache, but no one notices. A careful shaving of the cheeks and chin, however, and voilà!–he too could go down in the annals of moustache history alongside Teddy Roosevelt, Yosemite Sam, Mark Twain, and Snidely Whiplash.
With the OWS moustache cultivation equipment, you can carefully tend to your own shot at follicular fame, or you can simply shave any part of your face, head, body, or house pet in high style and comfort. That’s up to you.